My GPS just told me to turn around

Now I can’t see where I’m driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What so you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrinkUpLetsBooBoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I just changed the audio of my GPS to a man's voice...

Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?

There's also leap-frogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I got myself a new seniors' GPS

Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?

A Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?

it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SinSlayer420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.

Just dont put it your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squirrel_MD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage..

The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMJacobs1987
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice

Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My brother had an interview for a mall Santa in another town. His GPS led him astray and he missed it.

I think he was a lost Clause to begin with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Bought a Fleetwood Mac gps

Absolutely useless, everytime I enter a destination it tells me 'You can go your own way'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Shout out to my GPS

I don't know where I'd be without it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvertlySinister
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I was going to make a joke about my broken GPS...

But I couldn't see where I was going with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfPalm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.

It has a bad latitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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GF's dad posted this on facebook with the caption "Can't believe this guy left his GPS on his dash when he went in the store."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenne782
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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If Terry Crews had a GPS voice (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Point21Gigawatts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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I often find myself using GPS
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What Do German GPS Systems Say When You Reach Your Destination?

Nein Miles Left To Destination

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I just bought a pirate GPS

It tells you where you arrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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What do you call an alligator using the car’s GPS?

The Navi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oberynmviper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Your GPS is So Bad

That when you drive around town, you drive around town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giants_Bread
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Dadjoked the GPS

GPS: Turn left on Allwright Crescent, then turn left to stay on Allwright Crescent.

Me: How can I make a left on All-Right crescent?!

I just chuckled to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aamir64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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My GPS took me on a bad route

It's never fun learning the error of your Waze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pupikal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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My dad is driving our car using a GPS for directions and...

We are directed to turn right by the GPS.

GPS - "Bear right."

Dad - "There is a bear to the right!"

Everybody in the car just sighs and he just chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZazuGoesHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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GPS...

Navigation system; 'Bare left after 300 yards'

Dad; Oh my God take cover, there's a massive grizzly bear on the left!'

We were in Central London.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nott96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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GPS stands for Grizzley Positioning System..,

On a roadtrip with dad.. GPS says "ahead- bear right".

Dad: "I don't see a bear- your Grizzley positioning system must be broken".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appdeveloper24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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GPS navigation dadjoke

I'm not a dad yet but my wife and I are in the process of trying. To get ready for fatherhood I hit her with this one every time we are coming up to a right turn and the car navigation says "please turn right now."

"okay, but which way!?"

it's good for a groan every time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zlhill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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My GP (general practitioner) is Dr. Sippe.

His wife must be Mississippi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorGotchi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Our GPS is full of Billy Connolly dad jokes

We have a TomTom with Billy Connolly's voice and this makes me chuckle a little every. single. time.

"U-Turn ahead. I'll be here when you get back."

Also

"Turn around. It is advisable to turn the whole car around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvolArtMachine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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GPS

GPS: turn left on to swords drive

Dad: that's an interesting name for a street, probably because it has a sharp turn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewsax
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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The GPS told me to turn around.

But then i couldn't see where I was driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eh1498
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage.

The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a GPS?

A navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilahmer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heckermenn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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