Was helping my daughter with history homework when she asked me if I knew anything about Galileo...

I said, β€œHe was a poor boy, from a poor family...”

The eye roll indicated my job there was done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
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My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Swimmers are like some astronomers. Their job depends on meaty oars.
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