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My Galileo thermometer recently broke today, and I managed to clean up the broken glass and liquid in my room. Iβm not sure which kind of liquid was in it - I have heard it is either water, paraffin oil or kerosene - as got a bit on my right hand. Iβve already washed my hand with soap once but Iβm still not sure what to do, and Iβm not sure if it can get into my bloodstream through my skin.
TL;DR Fuck you Mr.Galileo
So where do I start...
First off im typing on moble because of said FU so if there are any typos I'll fix them later, and this happened about 30 minutes ago.
I was playing CS:GO on Skype with some friends and we were having an ok game until the 2nd half in which we lost horribly. We say good night and get off. At this point i'm just watching some YouTube and I reach for my water bottle on the back of my desk, also on the back of my desk there is a Galileo thermometer I got a couple of years ago, and I use it to tell if it's too hot in my room. Any way I reach for my water bottle and of course my dumb ass hand fucking knocks over the thermometer and in falls into my PC breaking in the process. At this point I have only one thing going through my head "Wow this is going to make a great TIFU" Kappa...No the only thing I can think at this point is "HOLY SHIT WTF" as I frantically try to turn it off. After about five seconds I just opted to pull the plug. It was at this point I start to smell it. Kerosene. Now that I know this stuff is flammable I get my PC unplugged from every thing ASAFP and start to hull this thing down stairs. I place it on the dining room table and get to work disassembling it. 15 minutes go by and I have it taken apart. Every component is set next to a fan to evaporate and I am going to work with rags and q tips. I'm going to leave it over night and hopefully everything will work tomorrow I will update with news and pics if you guys want to see.
Edit: Drying Process
Edit "Specs":
Mobo: P8Z77-V Pro
CPU: i7 3770k 3.5 GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 680 FTW edition
RAM: 16 gigs of Corsair Vengeance
PSU: 750 watt Fatal1ty 80 plus gold
I have 3 hard drives
1: 128 gig SanDisk "SSD" (Boot & Essential Programs)
2: 1 tb WD Caviar Black "HDD" (Storage)
3: 256 gig HyperX "SSD" (Games)
Also the case is a Corsair Obsidian 650D Mid tower.
Built in spring 2013
Im going to rebuild soon. The kerosene smell has fully dissipated
EDIT!: SHE LIVES
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Galileo also created the theory of heliocentric orbits by studying near planets like Mercury. This led to the discovery of further planets like Uranus.
This is a man who found two different ways to apply Mercury to Uranus.
I was recently gifted one by my grandmother and tried reading up on how they work, but I just canβt wrap my head around it.
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