Guy's Hospital Puns

A list of puns related to "Guy's Hospital"

Who’s the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy.

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👤︎ u/fawkemhall
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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A guy runs into a bar and goes on a trip to the hospital.
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👤︎ u/Angle_Of_Flames
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?

He never recovered

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👤︎ u/RealismBigBoi
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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I work in a hospital and tonight a guy game in who blew off his finger with fireworks.

He was happy with his service...but only gave us a 9/10 rating.

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👤︎ u/Erastin
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn’t there?

The hip replacement guy

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👤︎ u/UnluckyBlock
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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A guy was admitted to the hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

His condition is stable now.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you call a Spanish guy leaving a hospital?

Manuel

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👤︎ u/Chrisp1337
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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Guy walks into a hospital, says “I’m blind!” Doctor says “oh, I see”
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👤︎ u/5minuteflirt
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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A guy goes to a hospital for his check up.

Doctor : Man, you really have to stop masturbating ...

Guy : Why? What for?

Doctor : I'm examining you..

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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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Breaking news: guy at the salt mine rushed to hospital for knee injury

Turns out he tore N aCl

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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The guy who came up with the "I Spy with my little Eye..." Game was shot 3 times and taken to the hospital.

They had to put him in the Icu.

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👤︎ u/manlyusername
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who had the wrong leg amputated at the hospital?

They went back and amputated the other leg. He wanted to sue but they told him he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/n0th1ng_r3al
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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Old guy in hospital dad joked me

I work in a hospital and part of my job is taking patients from their ward to surgery. I walked up to this old guy who is laying there with all these tubes attached to him and say "Hey buddy, I'm here to take you to theatre". He lifts his head a little and whispers "Really? What movie is playing?"

I wanted to high five the poor guy, it was awesome!

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👤︎ u/mywifeh8sme
📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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👤︎ u/rahulnoronha
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Who's the nicest guy in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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👤︎ u/ignorethevoices
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Who is the nicest guy in a hospital?

The Ultrasound guy!

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👤︎ u/rmaloy91
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?

The ultra sound guy

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👤︎ u/Kanenobaka
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Who's the nicest guy in the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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👤︎ u/Kameshkii
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Who is the nicest guy in the hospital?

The ultra-sound guy.

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👤︎ u/KLC26
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Who’s the nicest guy in the hospital ?

The ultrasound guy

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👤︎ u/ItsChilli
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Who’s the nicest guy in the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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👤︎ u/PostmodernistEraser
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy.

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👤︎ u/JimmyNuggets
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach

His condition is now stable.

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👤︎ u/guilleloco
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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