Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
My son told me he wanted to be a mime when he grows up. I told him absolutely not.
It's not like he can talk back to me.
They say money doesn’t grow on trees
Obviously they haven’t seen the price of plywood recently
Some giraffe's can grow up to 18 feet.
But most only have four.
Taken from Giraffe Jokes
What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
Where does a cardiologist grow seeds from?
How many apples grow on a tree?
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
What type of tree grows around dead people?
My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Why does ants don’t bite after they grow taller?
Because they’re tolerant.
Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?
you can’t grow flowers...
Where do they grow popcorn?
In the mountains, because that’s where the ears are popping!
I envy people who grow old gracefully.
They age like fine wine.
I'm aging like milk....
Getting sour and chunky.
I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
What kind of books grow on trees?
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?
No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.
He was a master of the duck shun.
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
How much room do fungi need to grow?
Why do 16-trees and 25-trees grow rectangular?
I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.
But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
Why does my son grow like a bean?
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.
He always had the burning desire.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
How many apples grow on trees?
Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
How many apples grow on a tree?
How many apples grow on a tree?
What types of apple grow on trees?
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
How much room do fungi need to grow
How many apples grow on a tree?
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