A Classic Dad Joke

My dad texts me late at night:

Dad: If there is nobody to hear me make a peanut butter sandwich... Did I really just eat one?

Me: Somehow, I think you did. You should have made a green smoothie, like me.

Dad: You are a green smoothie?

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📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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