3 Hilarious Crushed Ice Puns - Punstoppable 😜

My ice machine was really cool, so I decided to encourage it... I said, "good job ice machine, you're crushing it."

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📅︎ Feb 23 2019

Straight Outta Compton Joke

Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.

His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"

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👤︎ u/bigsho504

📅︎ Jan 18 2016

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So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...

football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge

Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"

Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.

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👤︎ u/gotkrypto

📅︎ Sep 07 2014

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