Are German puns allowed??
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German pun
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︎ Jan 20 2018
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
German Wifi
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︎ Apr 04 2021
A German women was arrested for faking her taxes
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︎ Apr 30 2021
A waiter at a german restaurant warned me that the meat they used for sausages was suspicious. I replied: " It's okay...
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
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︎ May 03 2021
What did the protestor yell in the German bakery?
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︎ May 01 2021
What do German cannibals eat at parties?
Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
A German spy gave themself away when I sneezed. They said, "gesundheit!"
It was a blessing in disguise.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
How do you greet a German Car salesman?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A German guy built a bathroom around his table
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why was the German Blitzkrieg in WW2 so effective?
Because their enemies did NAZI it coming
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I just read an article about a German stealth division from WWII that never had a single casualty
Guess itβs true what they say, you can not hit what you can Nazi
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Just found out Iβm part German.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Don't you hate when the deli is out of lunch meats and you must settle for German sausage?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you called a german made quadrilateral?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Why did the German army not get presents from Santa during WWII?
Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).
(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)
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︎ Mar 01 2021
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I asked my German friend if he starts work at 8am.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why was the German pilot so tired?
He was part of the Schluftwaffe
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What did the German bread say at breakfast?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
do you know why German communist ate kids?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
How many germs are there in Germany ?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Choking on German sausage
Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My German friend is pretty big
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︎ Feb 12 2021
99% of German Shepherds...
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︎ Jan 27 2021
How do German bakers say βgood byeβ?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
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