Are German puns allowed??
Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
A German guy built a bathroom around his table
Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...
Just found out I’m part German.
Don't you hate when the deli is out of lunch meats and you must settle for German sausage?
What do you called a german made quadrilateral?
German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
Why did the German army not get presents from Santa during WWII?
Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).
(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)
Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
I asked my German friend if he starts work at 8am.
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
Why was the German pilot so tired?
He was part of the Schluftwaffe
I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
do you know why German communist ate kids?
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
What did the German bread say at breakfast?
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
How many germs are there in Germany ?
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
Choking on German sausage
Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
My German friend is pretty big
I had a undercooked german sausage for supper
99% of German Shepherds...
What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?
Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
How do German breads greet eachother?
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
A German was given FL Studio.
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
What do you call a German letter
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
How do German bakers say “good bye”?
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