Germanium Dioxide Puns

I’m trying to find easiest way to get element samples, and this is what I got so far. If hope that you cold help me finish this list, by writing your ideas how get other elements.

H – Hydrogen – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-HkVlq1kcQ

He – Helium – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQLGHB2nI2g

Li – Lithium- from battery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cP65_2JyjU&t=54s

Be – Beryllium

B – Boron- from borax/boron acid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBCyOrjR2o, or from neodymium magnets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqWMZexcO8

C – Carbon – lots of information on internet

N – Nitrogen -

O – Oxygen- hydrogen peroxide with manganese dioxide reaction

F – Fluorine-

Ne – Neon – from neon lightbulb

Na – Sodium – by reducing sodium hydroxide with magnesium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCrFFVVcPUI&t=130s

Mg – Magnesium-

Al - Aluminum, Aluminum- from hardware store

Si – Silicon- from old cpu, or by silicon dioxide thermite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AKqzL2Y0rs

P – Phosphorus- from matchbox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZrfNAHDjWU

S – Sulfur – from hardware store

Cl – Chlorine- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLHfN7GvAyI

Ar – Argon- from lightbulb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8OrcTWu_kQ

K – Potassium- reducing potassium hydroxide with magnesium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaSWfzW7R4

Ca – Calcium thermite from plaster of Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGMKlsG9_1o&t=807s

Sc – Scandium

Ti – Titanium- thermite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjH8UEV2v0&t=388s

V – Vanadium

Cr – Chromium - thermite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjtcvMfr0Ls&t=56s

Mn – Manganese thermite, you can get manganese dioxide from battery [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6VE1USBDQ&t=306s](https://www.youtube.com

Hydrogen:

For Protium: I pour some dilute HCl inside a small bottle and add some Aluminium foil. There was some bubbles at the beginning though, and so I just closed it immediately. And then I returned back and some of the HCl leaks out. Honestly I'm very frightened that time when I accidentally spilled some on my hands. So I just take another bottle which is much, much bigger and put the small bottle in to prevent any leaks or Hydrogen gas escaping away.

Deuterium: Heavy water

Tritium: Glowing Tritium compass

Helium: A small Helium balloon

Lithium: A Li-ion coin battery. At first I tried to open it but the steel casing didn't received any much damage. That was a nightmare on just trying to open the battery. Then I add a bunch of Gallium to destroy the steel, but it just softens a bit but still very hard to open. So I gave up and store the full battery inside a dry container that I made myself with labels.

Beryllium: Be-Cu alloy (as a spring)

Boron: Borax. But it was still shipping

Carbon:

Graphene (I made myself so it probably has a few layers of atoms stuck to it already)

A synthetic diamond (very small)

Graphite wire

Graphite rod (from a battery)

Nitrogen: Ampoule

Oxygen: From the electrolysis of water (Hydrogen didn't work well so I just switched to Oxygen)

Fluorine: Sodium fluoride

Neon: Ampoule (but it's missing right now)

Sodium: Small Sodium-vapor ampoule but it's also missing right now... And also NaCl crystals

Magnesium: Crystal

Aluminium: Foil

Silicon: Tiny little microchip, a small piece of broken glass, a full circuit board, silica gel from seaweed packages, and a little ball which is rich in Silicon used for fish (I forgot what's that called)

Phosphorus: As the Red allotrope on the side of matchboxes (but still, some cardboard stuck to it)

Sulfur: The yellowish powder used in firecrackers (maybe that's not a firecracker)

Chlorine: Huge bottle from which I just poured in some HCl and MnO2. Not the reaction that I want but I think there's still a very, very slight greenish-yellow tint to it

Argon: Small balloon

Potassium: From electrolysis (it's deposited on the wire)

Calcium: Heavily oxidized but pure metal inside a bottle, some CaCO3 chunks, chalk, Calcium acetate, and "quick lime" (CaO)

Scandium: Uncollected sample

Titanium: Extremely expensive chain made out of Titanium (probably my most valuable thing) given by my dad, and some Titanium dioxide wall painting

Vanadium: A pair of scissors

Chromium: A very long,

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

Calcium, nickel, neon