"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"

"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SystemLog
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,

Can't say I remember why though.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...

Except the kids. They were in the living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerpDerpMcChirp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm

I was starting to get a headache and getting dizzy from the beeping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defintelynotyou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.

My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Born4Dota2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.

I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"

He didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ymir24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's invisible and smells like a carrot?

A bunny fart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quarlie_HD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Rebellious Chem student

A rebellious Chemistry student was asked to give the formula for Nitrogen Monoxide, NO he yelled as he stormed out of the room.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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My dad at dinner tonight.

Mom: did you know that on the ingredients label it says this fish was packaged with carbon monoxide?

Dad: that's CO (cool)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjscjscjs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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