Monoxide Puns

A list of puns related to "Monoxide"

The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,

Can't say I remember why though.

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👤︎ u/Depressed_Lasagna420
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...

Except the kids. They were in the living room.

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👤︎ u/HerpDerpMcChirp
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm

I was starting to get a headache and getting dizzy from the beeping

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👤︎ u/defintelynotyou
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.

My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION

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👤︎ u/Born4Dota2
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.

I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"

He didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/Ymir24
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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What's invisible and smells like a carrot?

A bunny fart

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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👤︎ u/Quarlie_HD
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Rebellious Chem student

A rebellious Chemistry student was asked to give the formula for Nitrogen Monoxide, NO he yelled as he stormed out of the room.

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👤︎ u/GenericWorkAccount1
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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My dad at dinner tonight.

Mom: did you know that on the ingredients label it says this fish was packaged with carbon monoxide?

Dad: that's CO (cool)

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👤︎ u/cjscjscjs
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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