"you say "im gonna start flying" thats when you ult, then you say "wow what a nice view" share your experience of flight with the character with your teammates. Then you look at the ground and you see an enemy and you say "fuck this guy team i dont like the way hes looking at me" kill the person who looks at you funny just becasue you can fly" - Garz, about 2 minutes ago.
What is garz's plan. Ive heard people talk about adjust and other junglers but havent seen any update on garz. Does anyone know if he retired or what team he is on?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
I'll be staying in Chengdu for a week and would really like to see some of the Tibetan Highlands in Western Sichuan, preferably one of the National Parks there, but I can't quite figure out a good way to get there. It seems there's no trains, only buses that many don't recommend taking!? I also got the impression that some routes are even inoperable due to recent floodings.
So can anyone recommend a way to get there and back for like two days or is going by plane really the only decent option? I'd also gladly take suggestions for alternative places I could visit in that region instead.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
