Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
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My high school did a musical of a guy taking a girl out to dinner...

It was a play-date!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I dated two girls at the same time in high school.

Kate and Edith. They both found out pretty quick... taught me a good lesson... You canโ€™t have your Kate and Edith too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
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What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

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I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Origamibyameer1
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I went to school with a Girl named Nonstick Cookingspray

We tried calling her Pam

But somehow it just never did stick

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nlwiii
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Used a nerdy dad joke to flirt with the popular girl in high school.

Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?

Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?

It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)

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A girl messed up her recitation in Hebrew school today

I torah a new one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pimpedoutbarby
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Hello /r/dadjokes, my best mate has just started seeing a girl who is in med school. Iโ€™m desperate for some doctor related dadjokes/puns/innuendos to lay on him.

Please help

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/desem-
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Dad joked by one of my students at an all girls school.

I was teaching about naming ionic compounds and said that "we have one more wrinkle to go through, so take a look at this example with iron" and one girl started cracking up. I didn't understand why so she said we had to iron the wrinkle!

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My friend Will and I were outside at school. when the girls starting piling together dead grass, he said ...

"Hay, everybody!"

The groaning was "unstackable"!

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I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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I went to school with a girl named nonstick cooking spray.

We tried calling her Pam but it didn't stick

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dtobin95
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