Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied β€œScrew you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a hot Indian girl?

Bomb Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanzunair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Hot L.A. girl nudes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btnymeg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raging64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I figured out why girls think tall men are hot.

It’s because heat rises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentleysworld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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DAD: Fifty years ago I had nothing, but I got to sleep with a hot 23 year old girl every night. Now we have a large house and a nice car, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. What happened?

MOM: Go find yourself a hot 23 year old girl and I'll make sure you'll once again have nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Scored a date with a hot vegan girl by telling her I worked with animals

I don’t think she’ll be too pleased when she finds out I’m a butcher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattoNUFC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Met a HOT girl who said she works in finance

So I asked her, "Do you build or are you a financial model?"

I continued..."Sorry I know that you think that pickup line was WACC; hopefully just 7% or so."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spelingbchamp
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I saw a very hot girl at the pub talking about Bundesliga.

I didn't approach her. She was totally out of my league.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I have the hots for this girl who has a lazy eye.

But she won't even look at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fugaziozbourne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Did you hear about the girl who stopped going to hot topic?

She was never scene again.

 

source: hotelmarioshipslash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squiggleman4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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Two hot girls

My buddy's on a dating app and says out loud "hey two hot girls back to back!"

and our other buddy chimes in "i'd prefer them front to front!"

God damnit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draked1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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My dad sounds like a 300lb Borat. Brothers and I: "Dad, look at that girl, she's so hot!"

Dad: "WHAT YOU MEAN HOT? LIKE OUT OF OVEN?!?!"

Elbow nudges to each of us
Cue maniacal laughter HHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHUA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezWalnuts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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