14 Hilarious Hot Girl Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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What do you call a hot Indian girl?

Bomb Bae

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👤︎ u/khanzunair

📅︎ Aug 02 2020

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Hot L.A. girl nudes

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👤︎ u/btnymeg

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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👤︎ u/raging64

📅︎ Apr 16 2019

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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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I figured out why girls think tall men are hot.

It’s because heat rises.

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👤︎ u/bentleysworld

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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DAD: Fifty years ago I had nothing, but I got to sleep with a hot 23 year old girl every night. Now we have a large house and a nice car, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. What happened?

MOM: Go ﬁnd yourself a hot 23 year old girl and I'll make sure you'll once again have nothing.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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Scored a date with a hot vegan girl by telling her I worked with animals

I don’t think she’ll be too pleased when she finds out I’m a butcher

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👤︎ u/WattoNUFC

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Met a HOT girl who said she works in finance

So I asked her, "Do you build or are you a financial model?"

I continued..."Sorry I know that you think that pickup line was WACC; hopefully just 7% or so."

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👤︎ u/spelingbchamp

📅︎ May 04 2019

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I saw a very hot girl at the pub talking about Bundesliga.

I didn't approach her. She was totally out of my league.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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I have the hots for this girl who has a lazy eye.

But she won't even look at me.

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👤︎ u/fugaziozbourne

📅︎ Aug 02 2017

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Did you hear about the girl who stopped going to hot topic?

She was never scene again.

source: hotelmarioshipslash

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👤︎ u/squiggleman4

📅︎ Dec 28 2015

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Two hot girls

My buddy's on a dating app and says out loud "hey two hot girls back to back!"

and our other buddy chimes in "i'd prefer them front to front!"

God damnit.

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👤︎ u/Draked1

📅︎ Mar 25 2014

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My dad sounds like a 300lb Borat. Brothers and I: "Dad, look at that girl, she's so hot!"

Dad: "WHAT YOU MEAN HOT? LIKE OUT OF OVEN?!?!"

Elbow nudges to each of us
Cue maniacal laughter HHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHUA

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👤︎ u/DeezWalnuts

📅︎ Jan 02 2014

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