Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Garaged"
Soon after the deep-freezer started leaking oil as well…
Lack of vroom.
How low will people go?!?!
Where did my van go?
(courtesy of my teenage daughter)
They prefer yarrr sales.
Peter, park her!
He was wronged on so many levels.
He was exhausted.
A dead giveaway. ;)
Turns out they installed a Catholic Converter
I said, "it has its ups and downs."
Dad: “oh wow, I wonder how much they’re asking for their garage.” 🤣
The sign said they were available free of charge.
"Can't turn that down."
I paid $2 for a $1.50 item but only got a quarterback
A man approaches a garage sale and spots a tv. He asks for the price and the owner says it’s only $1. The man wonders and asks why is it so cheap. The owner explains that the volume is all the way up and cannot be adjusted.
The man thinks for a second and responds “Well, I can’t turn that down”
They sweep it out with a BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOM!
And asked for a nutjob.
Apparently he had very poor motor skills.
I think I'm an attic
Like, seriously. How low can you go?
I mean how low can you go?
:: Dad walks over to the home owner ::
Hi, I saw the sign. What’s the lot size and how much are you asking for your garage?
My cousin and I are helping her 5 year old son set up his new hot wheels garage this afternoon (technically we were done setting it up, but spent the next hour playing with it because the garage was flippin sweet) when my adorable little cousin goes, “oh my goodness what was that?!?”
Me, not knowing what he was referring to but playing along, said, “what in tarnation!?!”
His response, “what in car-nation?!”
His mom and I cried laughing, but I don’t think he really appreciated how perfect it was!
Anyways, I’m still looking forward to the day I become a great dad(mom) and until then I’ll be practicing on my partner and feeling super accomplished with every eye roll.
Went to a specialist garage for Mini Cooper's heavy as they had good reviews. This morning my girlfriend was asking about it and said: 'Were they Mini specialists?'
Proud with how quickly I came back with: Nope, just regular sized actually!'
She yells STAMPEDE!!! And threw a handful of animal crackers at me.
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
It's mallet.
Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself
There are still a few bugs to work out. It keeps sticking to the roof of the garage.
I've named him Alen.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
So far I’ve got:
Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat) IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store
Help me out.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
That explained the stains next to it.
Seriously now, how low can you go?
How could they go so low?
Like seriously, how low can you go?
Seriously, how low can you go?
Seriously, how low can you go?
Seriously, how low can you go?
Seriously, how low can you go?
Like Seriously, how low can you go?
Seriously... How low can you go?
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