29 Hilarious Funerals Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

You know I really hate funerals

I’m not a mourning person !

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👤︎ u/spyalien

📅︎ Aug 22 2022

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I don't really call for funerals that start before noon

I guess I'm just not a mourning person!

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter

📅︎ Jul 27 2022

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Why aren’t there ever funerals at night?

Everyone is still in morning.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Mar 09 2022

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Whenever I go to funerals, I always say "plethora".

People tell me it means a lot to them.

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Mar 03 2022

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I don't like funerals and I won't attend any that happen before 12pm.

I'm not a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/patricktoba

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...

Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.

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👤︎ u/mrkb34

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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What do baby sheep do at funerals

They Lambent

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👤︎ u/piratecheese13

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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Why don't boats have funerals?

They have wakes.

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👤︎ u/Tmacker14

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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It's been a rough year. I've been to 3 funerals.

And I'm not a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/arutkow

📅︎ Aug 22 2019

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Why are funerals always held on weekends?

Because they're sadder days

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👤︎ u/martinmgemme

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Who deals with the funerals of gods?

An immortician

>A dumb joke a thought up playing hockey one day

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👤︎ u/mr_abomination

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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I don't make jokes on funerals...

It's a grave matter..

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👤︎ u/hobabaObama

📅︎ Dec 15 2016

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Once considered to be holding funerals near a dead crow, now evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body and surrounding area for potential threats to the flock.

It's a murder investigation.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 11 2018

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Where did ancient mathematicians hold their funerals?

Pyre Square

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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I've started a charity that takes change donations to help pay for funerals.

I call it "Change You Can Bereive In".

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👤︎ u/FremanKynes

📅︎ Dec 20 2016

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I just learned that you can't hold funerals at marinas.

No wake.

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👤︎ u/terb99

📅︎ Nov 02 2016

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You know how they transport dead bears to their funerals?

In ursus.

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👤︎ u/Calingaladha

📅︎ Aug 01 2015

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I can hardly function at a funerals.

I’m just not a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs

📅︎ Aug 22 2022

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.

I’m not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/Sarcastic-being

📅︎ Jun 04 2022

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I really hate having funerals at 9:00 A.M

Guess I’m not a mourning person

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👤︎ u/OkFlower5649

📅︎ Apr 28 2022

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I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM

I'm not really a mourning person 😔

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👤︎ u/AboutKemosabe

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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Whenever I go to funerals, I always say "plethora".

People tell me it means a lot to them.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Jun 13 2021

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am

I'm really not a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/akien0222

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 am.

I'm not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/_plc

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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I hate early-morning funerals.

I'm not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/limeyptwo

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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I hate how funerals are at 9am. I'm not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/icantthinkofanytying

📅︎ Aug 21 2018

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I hate that funerals are always in the A.M.

I'm just not a mourning person

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👤︎ u/Antonioooooo0

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.

I’m not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/theghostofperdition

📅︎ Mar 03 2018

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I hate that funerals are early in the day

I'm not much of a mourning person

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👤︎ u/GrislyMedic

📅︎ Nov 07 2017

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