How do you inter a burrito?

Sour cremation.

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What's the best thing about dying in an outhouse?

You get interred right away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My wife complains that I'm getting fat. So this winter I decided to diet.

It's called inter"mitten" fasting to keep my hands of food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I have a problem with the mittens I got for Christmas.

They only work inter-mitten-ly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?

Inter-NIET

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We had an IDEA...

Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.

The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...

ahem...

Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.

Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the desert, and even those are constantly at the mercy of the shifting and ever-blowing sands.

Since we're split into groups and at any one time, ranging up to and including some 50 km2, when a real find is located, a device called the "DIME" (Digital-Interface Monitor Encoder) is attached and programmed into the GPS for location later; it is a digital sort of low-frequency transponder, developed from technology used by offshore drillers and jacket setters where benchmarks are even more transitory.

The way it works is rather simple. When something is to be marked for later retrieval, a series of wooden posts are pounded in a triangular manner around the find and the DIME is set, programmed with the GPS and attached to one or more of the posts.

That's the theory, at least.

Everything works well, especially all the hardened electronics and computer gizmos, but attaching the DIME to the stakes is the real problem. It can't be nailed, screwed or fastened with any sort of metal contrivance as that farkles the magnetic field and causes all sorts of goofy spurious signals. Zip ties don't last long in the heat and duct tape is right out. Many sites have been lost to the shifting sands this way.

Velcro doesn't work too well, as the sand fills the hooks of the receiving piece of velcro and soon renders it useless. String or fishing line work, but that's temporary (they melt). Glue or mastic are out as these are supposed to be temporary. Even plastic sleeves don't work due to the heat out

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What is the russian word for internet malfunction?

InterNiet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akrut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Why does the cat spew out documents?

Because he thinks he’s a prr-inter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My dad's response when I told him two friends of mine named Rachel were getting married.

He said "I'm not in favor of that" I asked "I thought you supported same sex marriage" He said:

"I do, I'm against inter-Rachel marriages"

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