Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
What is sex like on the International Space Station?
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
International
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whoodya nickaknackeroff
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Overheard at an international chemistry competition
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?
The mafia can turn a profit!
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week
What's the international religion of economics
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
It’s international sound check day
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.
These are very important lab-reports
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
Internal cringe intensifies
I went to the computer shop and told them our family computer has an internal part that has stopped working
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.
An international arms dealer.
I bought a boat, and named it "The Unpaid Intern"
So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.
Me: this is my house
Friend: what's upstairs
Me: stairs don't talk
Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
The doctor said I have a lot of internal bleeding.
That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.
My wife was mad I didn't wish her a "Happy International Women's Day"...
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
I’ve heard today is International Mic Check day.
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
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