I just read an article about a German stealth division from WWII that never had a single casualty
Guess it’s true what they say, you can not hit what you can Nazi
Why did the German army not get presents from Santa during WWII?
Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).
(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)
I heard that it was very foggy during the last battle of WWII
The Germans could nazi each other
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
After WWII some of Hitler’s extended family was still alive. How many Hitlers could still be alive today?
I’m not certain, but I believe there are Führer than there used to be!
Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?
WWII Russian jokes are getting old
They just don’t stop coming
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
What do you call an american WWII veteran who has a family?
TIL there was a cow caught in the crossfire of one of the WWII battles.
It’s rarely mentioned by historians though because it was only considered cow-lateral damage.
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun
What was the funniest tank in WWII?
What’s the WWII veteran’s name?
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
After WWII there was only one type of cheese found in France.
All that was left was de brie.
What breakfast did pilots of the German Airforce eat during WWII
TIL that in WWII Jewish Americans refused to be radio operators.
It was because at the time we only used HAM radios.
What side did the amphibian fight for in WWII?
What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?
I bought a vintage WWII watch that had the face destroyed in combat
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
The Germans didn’t think the Allies would make so much progress in WWII.
They did Nazi that coming.
During WWII why was Russia so horizontal
Because they were Ex-Axis
My 5 year old son says he thinks he's a Nazi after seeing a WWII documentary...
Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call a Nazi WWII vet?
As an American army private during WWII, how did my great-uncle fight in the Battle of the Bulge...
What do you call a WWII battle that just finished communism school?
Watching old WWII movies
My buddy and I were watching an old WWII movie when we were about 12 years old. His father walks in and says: "You know what the great thing about WWII was? everywhere people went there was this nice music playing."
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