My buddy said he will be known as a great football player or die trying.

I told him he had better start planning the funeral because we live in Minnesota: the best you can ever hope for is, "Not Bad".

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My buddy got me on my lunch break the other day.

I work in a funeral home. Today I was having a conversation with my friend and the call failed. I called him back.

"Yea it said call failed, where are you that you have such bad signal?"

"Are you kidding? I'm home- I have great signal! You're the one with the poor reception! Where are you?"

"The funeral home."

"Exactly! That place is a DEAD zone."

groan

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