I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires.

They were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiladyWillDo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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Fun fact: Oxygen solidifies at -218,79Β°C.

That's really cool

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Fun fact: Only Americans have two feet. The rest of the world has…

0.6096 metres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramble21_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until your get soap in your mouth. Then what does it become?

A soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsosa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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It wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.

But at least now I can look back and laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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Where do cats go to have fun?

A"mews"ment parks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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What do you call a neat little shop in a fun little old unique town that has a ban on the sale of alcohol?

Store in a cool dry place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dl0lol0lb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Archery is a fun hobby

The bow is pretty cool, but it has one big drawback...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Time_Breaker2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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My wife didn’t like when I made fun of her terrible sense of direction

She got so mad she packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCoxRocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Where do cats go for fun?

An a-mews-ment park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiredPretending
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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Fun Fact: The guy from Dirty Jobs actually can't be seen with the naked eye.

I can't remember his name, though....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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[NSFW] It's fun being... BOARD!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nether_L
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..

Yes..those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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where do pirates go for fun?

r/dadjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/than-q
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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You guys wanna hear a fun fact about Eminem?

Ah, never mind, it’s not like it Mathers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopyTrash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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On my farm, we have a tradition. Every year, we dedicate a day to collecting hay, drinking alcohol and having fun.

I guess you could say that it's our hay day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erebys22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Why shouldn’t you make fun of dinosaurs?

You might get Jurasskicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comsicwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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The oven temperature was having fun getting high so the cookies decided to join in

They got baked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Colonoscopies are fun....

The prep is the shits!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Fun fact of the day:

Nothing begins with the letter N and ends with a G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.

It's just boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Hanging out with Leo must be fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_NamFlow_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Fun fact: there are actually 2 β€˜N’s in the alphabet...

... l m N o p ... w x y N z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Fun fact: Julius Caesar never told his men "Good job".

This is likely because he couldn't speak English.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmbasehore
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Why can't skeletons go outside and have fun?

Because they don't have any body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.

I told them that I would shift as best I could...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djar399
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taakomakara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Fun fact about Hula-Hoops

They were hip then and they are hip now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Man54
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Juggling looks fun.

But I don't have the balls for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I know you may not think camping is fun.

But it’s in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My dad told many fun facts about Gordon Sumner

Most of witch i found intresting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwk_drw_mcgrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Fun fact about potatoes!

Fun fact, if you take a potato, cut it in half, stick electrodes in each half and bring them close together but not quite touching, then you’ve made a capacitater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/givemeagooduns_un
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Kim Jong Fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/windsa1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck..

But at least now I can look back and laugh..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Singing in the shower is pretty fun.

Until you get soap in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatoAmigo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good ,but I liked the execution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it’s a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Where do cats go to have fun

They go to the a(mews)ment park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inferno123rohan1
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesusSaves002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why skeletons can't go outside and have fun?

Because they don't have any body to go with.

Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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