The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.
Yes..those were the Goodyears.
They go to the a(mews)ment park
You might get Jurasskicked
They got baked
Nothing begins with the letter N and ends with a G.
The prep is the shits!!
... l m N o p ... w x y N z
This is likely because he couldn't speak English.
It's just boring.
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
"No Dad, it was fuck."
They were hip then and they are hip now.
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
Because they don't have any body to go with.
But it’s in tents.
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
Most of witch i found intresting
But I don't have the balls for it.
Asking for a friend
When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.
It's very insuleighting.
Fun fact, if you take a potato, cut it in half, stick electrodes in each half and bring them close together but not quite touching, then you’ve made a capacitater!
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
It's also their biggest import.
Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
Seriously the workplace is becoming dangerous. One wrong joke and your HR dpt will hate you. Dad jokes are innocuous, very safe.
I said him "dude stop pulling his leg... It's not funny"
The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
Just kidding, made you smile :)
But now I can look back and laugh.
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
It was a little con descending in my opinion.
The jokes weren't that good ,but I liked the execution
"No Dad!! It was fcuk."
Because they don't have any body to go with.
Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes
