Asking for a friend
Fun fact, if you take a potato, cut it in half, stick electrodes in each half and bring them close together but not quite touching, then you’ve made a capacitater!
Then it becomes a soap opera
Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.
I said him "dude stop pulling his leg... It's not funny"
The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
I hope they let me join.
It's also their biggest import.
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
It was a little con descending in my opinion.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
Just kidding, made you smile :)
It means "The Antra"
The Ferrets Wheel
....it's like a high five for your foot.
I feel he isn't fawned of them.
Because without strings attached they just can't play!
But now I can look back and laugh.
An aubergineous.
I’m inclined to agree
That's just Mahmud.
Whenever you go passed a field with a hay bale point to it and say “Hay kids!”
When they look and say “what?”
Calmly say “Hay.”
Serious groans every time...
there will be Hell Toupee
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
All they did was force us to remove the old paint from the walls.
Barbiecued.
It's also their biggest import.
But now I can look back and laugh.
