Chinese ex-president forcibly removed from party conference in full view of the media. what was it about?
What did the full glass of water say to the empty glass of water?
What do you call a military full of babies?
What do you call a ship full of male cats?
My friend keeps telling me, “cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water!”
I found a chest full of gold coins digging in the garden.
I went to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
What do you call a house full of Germans?
A krauted place………….that’s probably the wurst joke you’ve ever heard
What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
My wife yelled at me this morning because the fridge was full of stir fry
Apparently I was sleep wokking again
A ship full of blue paint rammed a ship filled with red.
The sailors were marooned.
From My Very Punny Dad, the children's book full of puns
Michael Jackson was once suspected of stealing a truck full of blenders
They called him the Smoothie Criminal
A man walks into a bar and says: “Give me something cold and full of scotch.”
The bartender says: “You can take my wife.”
Reddit is just full of puns
A young sucker fish of breeding age might best be described as, "young, dumb, and full of scum."
Whatrestraunt is always full of white people?
Wife and I walking on the beach while waiting for our anniversary dinner, my jandals (NZ for flipflops) full of wet sand).
Wife: "Your jandals are done."
Me: "Are you sure they're not sandals."
I was just in a car full of burgers...
It was my first time in a pattywagon. We were responding to a burgalert.
what happens if a tank full of coke is spilt over a trailer full of electronics?
When I was young, I had a little black book full of girls’ phone numbers…
Now that I’m old, I still have a little black book, but it’s full of my doctors’ phone numbers.
- From my dad (RIP Big Bob)
I have nightmares about being in tubes full of fish.
It's called Carp Hell Tunnel Syndrome
I have a book full of puns about Africa
You're Ghana love 'em!
That's just one, but I bet you can't stop laughing already, Kenya!
What do you call a cruise ship full of Chicken??
I wanted to give my son a milkshake before bed but my wife said no because the ice cream is full of BS.
I always thought Butterscotch was the best part.
I walked into an aisle full of clocks with my daughter and yelled....
"Wow! Would you look at the time!"
No laughter from her but a guy at the end of the aisle started cracking up and thought it was the funniest thing.
His wife was equally amused as my daughter.
I asked a carpenter for an estimate for a full size statue of Babe Ruth, he quoted $50...
I said that seems a bit cheap, are your sure?
He said it's just a ball park figure.
I opened my pay envelope today and found it was full of parsley.
Someone garnished my wages.
Everyone knows that the inside of a fire hydrant is full of H2O. But do you know what is on the outside of a fire hydrant?
I have a jar full of jars, I call it jar jar, and when I shake it,
What the exasperated waiter said to the table full of Karens.
In a house full of caffeine addicts, I found our coffee maker broken this morning…
and now there’s trouble brewing.
You should've the looks on my students' faces when I gave them a worksheet full of subtraction problems
The full name of the singer for "Mambo no. 5" is David Lubega Balemezi
Which means Lou Bega is just his little bit of moniker
My five year old is full of em. What do you call two birds that are stuck together?
How do you make a room full of epileptics dance?
Ask someone with Parkinson’s to turn off the lights.
My friend thinks he's full of wickerwork containers.
What type of nobleman never pays full price?
I'm never going to a church full of cows again.
The pasture looked at me strange and I didn't like it.
Nowadays, compilation albums full of chart topping hits just don't cut it. But in the early 2000's?
Now that's what I call Now That's What I Call Music.
What word starts with T ends with T and is full of T?
Teapot.
(this one works better spoken aloud)
A deadpan comedian falls into a lake full of water
His humor is not so dry anymore
What do you call a festival full of sleeping people?
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My wife asked me why our fridge was full of stir fry this morning.
Turns out I was sleep wokking again.
My friend was like "Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be in a hole in the ground full of water."
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