I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Someone dug a plethora of d’earth. Now I’ve got a hole lot of nothing.
Lots of people know about Harley Quinn but very few people have heard about her twin brother who was stillborn...
During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities
Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment
I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...
They strive to be above average.
I have a lot of patience
Cause I never use any of it
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
My dad has been going through a lot of hard ships lately…
He dismantles them for a living.
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?
A bread demon would bring a lot of pain.
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:
No dough and lots of cheese.
You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?
COVID must have a lot of followers now,
I’ve being breaking a lot of records recently...
I would have broken more if they didn’t kick me out of the music store.
Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.
How else will you learn fission.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
It would be the herd shot ’round the world.
Why do a lot of nurses go to college at the North Pole?
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?
I know lots of jokes about retiring
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
I grew up on a street with a lot of friction
You could call it a rough neighborhood
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food
But I think it's a naan issue.
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.
But those are their words, not mine.
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
People keep asking me how do I have a lot of dad jokes...
It's simple. I have a dad-a-base.
Bought a house with a shed and found a lot of old tiki torches!
Score! I got free antique-y torches!
I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.
It must have been the Yuri-nation.
I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
A lot of people think of Batman as really serious, but he’s actually a funny guy.
He even used to be a comic
Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"
Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
My wife said, "You've put on a lot of weight."
I said, " I know! I have had a lot on my plate lately."
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But typically, none of them work.
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