My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
Is it the position of the full stop or going to prison is better than marriage?
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
Ordered some bass in a restaurant, but I had to return it because the fish they gave me was full of diarrhea
It has been a bit of a strange day today... First of all I found a hat full of money in our local High Street,
then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar!
Asking questions to govt is illegal in Korea even though it's a country full of quoreans.
Full of constant puns, tomfoolery and an extreme amount of cross-contamination; this video has it all. You may even learn to cook too! Wok With Yan
youtube.com/watch?v=PTjwT…
What did the even number say when it saw a room full of primes?
Ever since my wife got fired from the grocery store she developed a terrible disease where she pretends our house is the store and she stocks it full of different products.
It's called Stockholm syndrome
Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.
So they decided to call it a day.
We decided to keep it a secret that we were naming our daughter Grace, so no one but my wife me heard me say, "Hail Cheri, full of Grace"
Why is it a good idea to have a pocket full of Ricolas when visiting a funeral home?
Because of all the coffins!
What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?
So my dad just figured out how to text message, and he's taking full advantage of it.
This is the exact interaction that took place:
Dad: I have a joke for you
Me: Aight.
Dad: When someone expresses an annoying opinion ask them...
Me: Go on. Im enthralled.
Dad: Deer eat grass, cows eat grass
Dad: Horses eat grass
Dad: Ask: why is deer poop like raisins but cow poop look like paddies and horse look like apple plop
Dad: He or she will say I do not know
Dad: R u ready for punchline?
Me: I was born ready.
Dad: Ok then...
Dad: U say, why do I care what u say when you don't know shit!
Me: I see you learned to text message.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
Asking questions to govt is illegal in Korea even though it's a country full of quoreans.
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