"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

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📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Me: My dog ate my homework

Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me:

Prof:

Me: It took him a couple of bytes.

(Saw this on r/puns)

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📅︎ May 10 2019
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I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment.

My homework ate my dog.

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📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.

When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."

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👤︎ u/JDogg323
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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My dog ate my computer science homework

It took him a couple of bytes

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👤︎ u/patmcheese
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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