Not sure why my business is struggling. It’s called Collaborative Video, founded in 2019
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
What knight founded the round table
My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off.
I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.
I founded a successful knife company
Key to success is the latest cutting edge technology we use
After Atatürk founded Turkey in 1922, he wanted to rest and put his feet up. But he couldn't.
There were no more Ottomans.
The guy who founded Hovis is from my area.
"Whenever I see a sign that says something like 'founded in 1889'..."
"I wonder who's the dumbass who losted it."
When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy
I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...
I just found out that Einstein was a real person...
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? I found out why it happened.
He couldn’t see that well.
Found this pie cutter at Goodwill
And then he can't log in anymore
I thought I had found the best optometrist southwest of Alaska...
But it turned out it was an optical Aleutian.
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children
Found this little ✨g e m✨ on r/technicallythetruth
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra
My aunt has been taking it hard
I just found out that “Lincoln” made about $300 million in movie theatres.
Which is weird. Lincoln usually doesn’t do too well in theatres.
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
Waitress asked me how I found my steak.
I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
Found out my friend is a hacker
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
What did the farmer say when he found out that his tractor was missing?
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
My daughter recently found a photo of her in the hospital when she was a baby
She noticed a blanket and asked if it was womb temperature. I laughed and thought she’d make a great dad one day while my wife tried to not smile
I finally found my sea joke book!
I thought I lobster, and never flounder.
Bought a house with a shed and found a lot of old tiki torches!
Score! I got free antique-y torches!
they have found the heartless people responsible for all this controversy with the stocks
The king was found dead after the storm
I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.
Was just scrolling when I found..
I found out my crush is single, but she has COVID
Maybe I could be her new taste in men
Which dinosaur survived extinction and is now found in farmer's fields?
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
In Yosemite, I once found a chunk of metal that was more dense in the center of it.
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
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