One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale

It’s just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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For Sale...Broken Quiz Machine.

No questions asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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So I asked the employee if I could see the clock for sale, so she gave it to me. I asked my dad if I could buy it.

My dad said β€œwe don’t have Time for that, we’re gonna leave any Second now, so Hand it back to the lady and head back to Hour car”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InThePoolGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Delorean for sale

Only gets used from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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the β€œBeatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iebl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AffectionateNot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.

Had it over a year now. Has served me well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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"MIDWIFE FOR SALE "

CAN DELIVER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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For sale: DeLorean

Some custom mods, but in great shape - it was only driven from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I have some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vintagepatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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For sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I just found a trampoline for sale.....

the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/margraves
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Used Theramin for sale...

Never been touched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Still up for sale?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Parachute for sale

No strings attached

Also banjo same condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nico735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.

It’s not going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kcambridge35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"

Β£150

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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While passing a "Lots for Sale" sign...

My dad asks "They have lots of what for sale?" with a shit-eating grin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShallNot_Pass
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Couch for sale. Fit for a caesar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumpiestEntree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffeemanstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I've got lots of dad jokes for sale...

...but they don't make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatmastermatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum

Near Mint Condition!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Beer Bellies for sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.

Perfect stocking filler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crooky50-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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For sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farm_sauce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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For the ones who don't care for all the sales going on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mi-auw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Bike for sale

Buyer: what’s the lowest you’ll go?

Dad: about 2mph, anything less and you’ll tip over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealdieseld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.

I got it for spare change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k2yip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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There was a sale for canned bird at the grocery store today

I bought Toucans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouEatHamsters4Me
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Broken pub quiz machine for sale. . .

No questions asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surreal_Stranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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DeLorean for sale

Only used from time to time.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I’ve got racing geese for sale

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can't turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenleaf_98
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...

... boy I just can't turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDB384
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I saw an add that said β€œRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”

I thought, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Today I saw an ad that said β€œradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”

I thought, well I just can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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For sale: some racing geese.

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mykennel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I saw an advertisement that read: β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squadcobra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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