One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Iβm putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
Itβs just collecting dust.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
For Sale...Broken Quiz Machine.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
So I asked the employee if I could see the clock for sale, so she gave it to me. I asked my dad if I could buy it.
My dad said βwe donβt have Time for that, weβre gonna leave any Second now, so Hand it back to the lady and head back to Hour carβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Delorean for sale
Only gets used from time to time.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
the βBeatles for saleβ album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
"MIDWIFE FOR SALE "
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︎ Nov 15 2020
For sale: DeLorean
Some custom mods, but in great shape - it was only driven from time to time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
For sale
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I just found a trampoline for sale.....
the deal was so good that I had to jump on it.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Used Theramin for sale...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Still up for sale?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Parachute for sale
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Iβve got a dead budgie for sale.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"
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︎ Jul 16 2020
While passing a "Lots for Sale" sign...
My dad asks "They have lots of what for sale?" with a shit-eating grin.
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︎ May 10 2020
Couch for sale. Fit for a caesar.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
I've got lots of dad jokes for sale...
...but they don't make any cents.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Beer Bellies for sale
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︎ Jan 10 2020
For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
For sale
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︎ Oct 20 2017
For the ones who don't care for all the sales going on
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Bike for sale
Buyer: whatβs the lowest youβll go?
Dad: about 2mph, anything less and youβll tip over
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︎ Dec 26 2019
There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.
I got it for spare change
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︎ Jan 21 2020
There was a sale for canned bird at the grocery store today
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Broken pub quiz machine for sale. . .
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︎ Feb 13 2021
DeLorean for sale
Only used from time to time.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Iβve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, βVolume stuck on fullβ
I though, βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ May 15 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I canβt turn that down.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I canβt turn this down.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
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︎ May 28 2020
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...
... boy I just can't turn that down
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︎ May 13 2020
I saw an add that said βRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on fullβ
I thought, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Today I saw an ad that said βradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max levelβ
I thought, well I just canβt turn that down
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︎ Feb 13 2019
For sale: some racing geese.
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
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︎ May 04 2017
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
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