Fitted Sheet Puns

It's pointless.

Fraternal twin sheets

Helping my 13 year old make his bed. It's a hot night and the ceiling fan is on.

"Don't flick the sheet too high, Dad, or else..."

Me: "Or else what?"

"or else the sheet will hit the fan"

I was looking at fitted sheets for my bed.

The salesperson walked up to me and said, "Single?"

I retorted by saying, "Nope. Married.".

And I laughed my way out of the store. I can genuinely feel him groaning.

He's struggling to fold a fitted bed sheet when he says:

"I'm getting too old for this sheet."

I got the answer right when the word was "fitted sheet" which I followed up with "Similarly, if you were to step in dog poo, you'd have shitted feet."