A cannibalistic tribe was arguing about which person they should eat first...
...when a frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
I used to be blind but I cured it. My wife was the first person I saw
It was love at first sight.
China just found the first person to get coronavirus
His name is Ah Chu
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
That's one expensive net
What did the first person in a colored photo say?
Color me impressed!
What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?
A lobbyist
What’s a fish’s favorite first person shooter?
Cod.
The first person to farm with manure must have been seen as crazy
They probably had to explain their bullshit
Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.
(Booty Judge)
Did you know Moses was the first person to use the internet?
He got information from the cloud and posted it to his tablet.
The first person who dropped the Nokia 3310 made a ground breaking discovery.
Technically, Moses is the first person to...
Download a document from the cloud using a tablet.
I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.
Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
If you have a problem with the first person singular pronoun...
you have a problem with me.
Free air guitar to first person to contact me
No strings attached.
Ah, the first person to ever go to space.
I bet his experience was quite breathtaking!
What language did the first person in Portugal speak?
Portugoose.
Thomas Jefferson was the first person to ever write an ice cream recipe in America
It was pretty revolutionary.
The first time I saw a person with an extra thumb, I was horrified.
Thumb thumb THUUUMB!
The first person to come up with a knock knock joke, should've been awarded...
...with a no bell prize.
The first person to create bowls that you can put in the microwave really should've marketed them as Microwave-A-Bowls.
The first person to research human reproduction was seminal their field
Who's the first person the marine biologist called on his new cellphone?
His Anchovie.
Did you hear about the first person to overdose on marijuana?
It was ruled a herbicide.
What do you call the first person to crack a bad joke?
The father of dad jokes
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
That‘s a really expensive net!
China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
Ah Chu
What did the person that had the first color picture taken say?
"Color me impressed"
What did the first person in a colored photograph say?
Color me impressed
Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?
Moses.
