What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
Today I discovered my dear friend it's actually a female.
My mom made some fudge the other day. I asked if it was male or female.
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
Which female rapper likes honey the most?
McDonald's new ad introduces the Hamburglar's female counterpart, the Cheeseburglar...
What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
It's different. Take note everybody
How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?
What do you call a female czar?
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
What do you call an old Russian female cat?
Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
There are very few female postal workers..
because the post office is Mail dominated...
I was on a roll when I made this
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
What’s the difference between a female basket and a male basket?
What do you call an iron deficient female?
What do you call a female bagel?
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
My dentist looks like my eye doctor
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
What do you call a non female, time travaling car?
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...
2 female beans are in love.
I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
Why are all female transgenders superheroes?
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
What does a female house wear?
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?
She was arrested for littering.
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
What do you call a female mannequin ?
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
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