What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?

A heroine addict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakesinfur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Today I discovered my dear friend it's actually a female.

Now it's a doe friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeItalianBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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My mom made some fudge the other day. I asked if it was male or female.

Nuts or no nuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAOkie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?

Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Which female rapper likes honey the most?

Cardi Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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McDonald's new ad introduces the Hamburglar's female counterpart, the Cheeseburglar...

...starring Brie Larson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewgl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?

An unmanned aircraft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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It's different. Take note everybody
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?

Attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digiBeLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?

A baaaaad bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do you call a female czar?

A she-czar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylej0212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?

Wing ma'am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call an old Russian female cat?

Pawbushka!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moist_bum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.

A heroin, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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There are very few female postal workers..

because the post office is Mail dominated...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_OxonFaier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I was on a roll when I made this
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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How can you tell the difference between male & female ants

Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Father-o5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What’s the difference between a female basket and a male basket?

Basketballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahad0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a female bagel?

A baguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Iron man is female

Iron = Fe

Man = male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigecyclindamycin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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When asked to spell the word for two female deer

people don't think it's does, but it doe.


It is does though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nukemarine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My dentist looks like my eye doctor

They’re identical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers

He's showing dangerous simptoms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call a non female, time travaling car?

A Mandolorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyrimmemer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".

Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...

It was a Miss Steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HateGettingGold
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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2 female beans are in love.

Lesbeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niiigggaaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.

It was a night mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....

Male in ballots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions

Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?

The male cow only has one teet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkichline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why are all female transgenders superheroes?

They are all ex men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincerion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses

They have double the horsepower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoutlikethebeer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What does a female house wear?

Address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?

She was arrested for littering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidnightArt145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?

He took a trip down mammary lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.

She's nun of my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajeshs33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call a female mannequin ?

A womannequin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilfr00tbat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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