Need help finding a pun about counterfeiting

For my english class, I have to write a feature article. The headline has to be punny, so much that it's almost cringy. I can't use "Friend or Faux". I had "Dirty trade for a clean profit!" but it doesn't really make sense. Thanks people!

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📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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