Did I tell you guys about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
What do you call a one-eyed seafaring muroid?
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
That googly eyed stare.....[OC]
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
I’m starting to lose trust in the cross eyed girl I’m dating.
I think she’s seeing other people on the side.
What do you call a depressed one-eyed horse?
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side
Why are you asking me, I have no eyed deer
I decided to divorce my cross eyed wife
We didn't see eye to eye and I think she was seeing someone on the side.
Why was the teacher crossed eyed?
Because they couldn't control their pupils.
My son walked into the living room only to find me looking around all misty eyed. Reluctantly, he asked, "What's up pop?" I blubbered, "My boy, I really love our furniture..."
"Me and my recliner go way back."
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” the vet says, “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes.
After a few second the he says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”
The shocked owner replies, “what?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”
“No, because he’s heavy.”
So I divorced my cross-eyed wife...
We didn’t see eye to eye.
I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
What did the cross-eyed teacher say to the Dean?
I can’t control my pupils!
MY buddy used to date a cross eyed girl until
he found out she was seeing someone on the side
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who got fired?
He couldn’t control his pupils.
What do you call a cross-eyed bison that won't eat wheat?
A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
I once went on a date with a cross eyed girl
It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
My last relationship, which was with a cross eyed girl ended.
Because she kept seeing someone else on the side
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
So I wanted to ask this cross-eyed girl out
She said "Sorry, I'm seeing someone else"
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
What a cute little dough-eyed pup, I'd loaf to have a pet like that
What did the one-eyed pirate say to his wife?
Did you hear what happened to the cross eyed circumcision surgeon?
Do you know why cross-eyed teachers don't have much educational success?
Because they can't control their pupils.
What do you call a no eyed deer?
My wife got so teary-eyed you can probably sail a boat in her eyelids
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher
He couldn't control his pupils
I just divorced my wife but not because she was cross-eyed.
I found out that she was seeing someone on the side.
Can a cross eyed teacher control his pupils?
My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl
Then he found out she was seeing someone on the side.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She had trouble controlling her pupils.
Why was the teacher always cross eyed?
Because she had bad pupils
Why was the cross eyed teacher so bad?
He couldn't control his pupils
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
You can't control your pupils
Why was the cross eyed teacher so bad?
He couldn't control his pupils
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.
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