A list of puns related to "Evaluated"
Its just really axilla rating.
He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts
Add spring water
Doctor, to my partner about her injury: Do you have any other fingers?
Me: Well, she's got nine others, but it's only the one that's bothering her.
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3β4)/7 + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0
Well measured.
>!The expression evaluates true, but it also forms a limmerick when read out loud (click it to read a spoken version).!<
My girlfriend and I went to a Glitch Mob concert a couple of days ago. When we walked into the venue, the smoke machines were already on, it was almost impossible to see the stage. Immediately I turn to her and say
"Man, I don't know if we'll remember this concert tomorrow morning."
"Why?"
"Our memory might be a little foggy."
I had to go look for her in the crowd.
This bike shop takes in old bicycles, repairs them, and sells them for an incredibly low price. I volunteer there pretty frequently mostly because I want to learn about bike maintenance.
Another volunteer and I were working on evaluating a bike to see if it was alright to sell. We were both trying to get the tires off the rims.
"Fuck, this tire is not coming off!"
"Yeah, it's being really tiresome."
He looked at me, shook his head, gave a slight groan, and started to laugh.
So i went in for an interview at my local State college. It used to be a community college a few years ago. The job was for evaluating transcripts and archiving them. Anyway, I get offered the job, and of course a I accept. We were going over some procedural paperwork, I-9, W-4 you know that stuff.
He asks me my birthday, and I say June 24.
"What year?" "Every year."
He just stares at me with a bit of a disgruntled expression.
Yeah new boss, I'm going to be that guy.
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