It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending
I liked the Frozen movie ending...
It was warm and well thawed out.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
I hear some US states are considering reopening massage parlors. There's no happy ending in this scenario.
I'll give you a spoiler about the ending of my autobiography.
The main character dies in the end!
The most thought provoking dad joke with the best ending
Please note this contains sweari g but has the longest and best build up to a dad joke
Enjoy
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/539694198
The alternate endgame ending
Thanos: I am inevitable. Iron man: Hi inevitable I’m dad.
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
Cliffhanger endings are incredibly frustrating.
Got into a car accident today,I was driving along and ended up rear ending someone.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf
He looked up at me and said, 'I am not Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?’
Ending segregation was a split decision.
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
After rewatching “The Sixth Sense”, I finally figured out the ending.
All the names scrolling on the screen were people involved in the movie.
GF's been feeling friskier now that her period's ending...
My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.
Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"
I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.
The world's ending, wanna make out?
I realized today that endings really turn me on.
I just came to that conclusion.
Why did Robert Kraft (owner of the New England Patriots) get a happy ending at a massage parlor in Florida???
To get his balls deflated.
Did I tell you about career ending the accident my brother had whilst working as a fishmonger?
The ending of that book wasn't great,
A brewery in Finland has perfected the never ending beer
It's very hard to Finnish
What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?
Ending childhood obesity is easy
It's as easy as taking candy from a baby
Why can't you run through a campsite? (Alternate ending)
Because the stakes are too high
When you fall asleep with tinnitus, your day is ending on a high note.
My Dad's Never Ending Joke..
When I was younger my dad would randomly tell this one
Dad: Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete fell off, who's left on the boat?
Me: ...Repeat
Dad: Ok, if you say so! Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete fell off, who's left on the boat?
Alternate Interstellar Ending (spoilers)
http://gfycat.com/QuarterlyWhiteBedbug
I heard the ending of the new giant ape film is really good
It has the best Kongclusion.
Took my son to see Ant Man and wife asked if the ending leads into a potential sequel...
I said "Yeah, at the end his sidekick appears...Uncle Man!"
Making a Murderer didn't have Avery good ending.
My dad hit me with this one just before ending our phone conversation.
Dad: Ow by the way before you go. Why are hurricanes named after women?
Me: I don't know.
Dad: Because when they come it's wet and wild, but when they leave they take your car and your house.
Class.
(Maybe kinda sorta potential spoiler) Game of Thrones ending was brutal last night...
...I keep hearing him scream...Oberyn Oberyn over again...
So I heard that America's Most Wanted is ending.
Guess they must have caught them all.
What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
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