I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut
Edward Snowden
Fsh.
An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”
Cain didn’t kill his brother Abel until after he had killed their other two brothers, Edward and William Nigel. To be fair, they practically volunteered to be killed; after all, they were Eddy, Will N., and Abel.
The grocer said “would you like king Edwards?” I said “no thanks, I’d rather have my own”
My Father in law says "I knew a bloke who had a son called Edward, and then had a daughter they named Edwina".
"Why would they do that?" Asked my wife.
"Because two Ed's are better than one".
While driving in the car listening to some Manic Street Preachers and discussing the death of Richey Edwards.
Dad: "isn't it odd how many successful musicians seem eclectic and somewhat dysfunctional" Me: "they probably would not have been successful songwriters if they weren't" Dad: "or so good at playing the eclectic guitar"
