it wasn't really sharp of him
He’ll come around, eventually.
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Oh no, not you two again.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
in the end, he came around.
A drugby player
But it was for the grater good
I'll beheading there shortly.
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
I’ll beheading there shortly
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Trouter space
He liked making crop circles.
An angle grinder
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
A bae-blade.
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
Does that make you an edge lord?
What an adze!
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
He got pissed off.
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
Doesn’t matter. It’ll be gone too Zune.
Grape Britain.
...on the edge of their sheet.
It’s uncanny!
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
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I just don't like to see her on edge so much.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
He'll come around eventually.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
Because he was a little more on.
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
