Ear pun
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A-buck-an-ear!
Sorry if its not that good.
I have played piano for years. I used to play by ear
It sounds much better now that I use my hands
What do you call a motor with ears ?
If you attached a small engine to your ear...
...it makes you an engineear.
What do you call bears without ears?
What do you call an ear of corn that gets fired from a job?
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off?
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
- This left ear, his right ear, and space, the final frontier.
Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...
I accidentally put viagra in my ear
I’m hard of hearing now
Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the awards
Edit 2: Tis a HARD joke to beat
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
This morning my son said his ear hurt
I said "on the inside or outside?"
He walks out the front door, comes back in and says: "Both"
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
You guys hear about the guy that had his ears lopped off?
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
I had a terrible fight with my left ear.
And that was the last time I heard from it.
What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.
But it was only a buck an ear.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Edit: Thank you for hugz!
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
What do you call an engine with ears?
What do you call bears with no ears?
I used to play guitar by ear...
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
What do you call a bear with no ears ?
I used to play the piano by ear...
But now I just use my hands.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you do when your ears are ringing?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
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