This is actually my mom's, but I think it belongs here.

Q: Why is a Wood Duck called a Wood Duck?

A: Because if it saw a hunter it wood duck!

This has been retold many, many times since my early childhood, and we still both crack up, even though she or I are always the ones who tell it. Just to be clear we are not idiots.

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📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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