When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
A cross-dresser
Broom Broom
I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.
The Fat And The Furious
Iβve always found them to be very uplifting.
He had a Wigan address
You gotta deal with the con sequins
[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]
I'm tired of being taken for granite
I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.
Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
So I packed up her stuff and left.
Thank you.
GoDIVA
Sucks dick like a pro. Doesn't let me cum and wants me to eat her ass.
Suddenly huge bouncer from before barges in and shoves me away with an unrelenting force. Proceed eats out Sky's ass like a boss
Yells "Sky's rim belongs to the nords"
(sorry for long post but friend sent this to me and i have no idea where it goes, could use some help)
It's murder trying to run in heels.
After the race he said "Well that was pretty straight forward."
EDIT:Well, at least this wasn't a drag of a thread
Now I have pulled pork
Tuckceedos!
"I saw it coming a mile away."
I'm pulling an all-knighter.
Pulp Friction
