Drags Puns

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

A cross-dresser

Broom Broom

I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

The Fat And The Furious

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

He had a Wigan address

You gotta deal with the con sequins

[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]

I'm tired of being taken for granite

I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.

Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

So I packed up her stuff and left.

Thank you.

GoDIVA

It's murder trying to run in heels.

After the race he said "Well that was pretty straight forward."

EDIT:Well, at least this wasn't a drag of a thread

Now I have pulled pork

Tuckceedos!

"I saw it coming a mile away."

I'm pulling an all-knighter.

Pulp Friction

you can go there to eat, drink and be Mary.