Picture this: you go to a urologist's office, and along with all their other patients, you contribute a urine sample. The doctor puts everyone's sample bottles in a little machine that spins them around really fast. Congratulations! You've just...
A man runs into the doctor's office panicking and tells the doctor "help me I'm shrinking"
The doctor tells him " Sir please calm down you're going to have to be a little patient"
A man walks in to the doctors office all panicked “doctor I’m shrinking!!”
The doctor replies “well sir your going to have to learn to be a little patient”
Wife was at the doctor’s office yesterday and texted me that she’s tired of waiting.
I told her to…be patient.
I’m a new dad of a five-month old baby and I was quite proud of this moment.
saw this license plate at the doctor’s office today. i thought it was real generic or should i say janeric. ha✌️
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
A Man rushed into a Doctor's office shouting ' help me Doctor, I'm shrinking' The Doctor calmly said ' Now settle down a bit '..
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.
The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
What did the doctor say when everybody left his office extremely slowly?
"I'm losing my patience!"
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,
What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?
The doctor brought out the tongue depressor
A man walks into a doctor’s office...
and says”Doc, I think I’m addicted to Smash Mouth.”
The doctor asks “How can you tell? Have you had any symptoms?”
The man replied “SOME...”
So I walked into doctor’s office and said “Doc can you help me out ?“
He said “Sure, which way did you come in?”
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
A man walks into the Drs office with a duck on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you today?" The duck says "Doc, can you get this guy off my tail?"
A man walks into a doctor's office with celery in one ear, peas in the other, and a carrot up each nostril, and says "Doc, I don't feel well". The doctor replies "It's because you aren't eating right."
I went to the doctor’s office and started yelling, “Typhoid! Measles! Flu!”
I always like to call the shots.
A man ran through the waiting room, barged into the doctors office and said "Doctor, help me quick I've swallowed a pool ball."
The doctor looked at him crossly, pointed out of the door and said "get to the end of the cue!"
I had to leave office yearly because i had an appointment to meet a horse doctor
I have no idea how that horse became a doctor
Visit to the Doctor’s Office
Carol hated going to the Doctor’s office, she was afraid she would see he ex-Ray.
My child was acting up at the doctor’s office.
I said, “Be a little patient.”
Why is there no new guy at the animal doctor’s office?
A man barges into the doctor’s office and says “Doc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor replies, “but I can’t see you right now.”
A guy walks into his doctors office saying, “Help me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” “Hold on,” says the doctor,
A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"
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