Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
When do you add herbs to your dish?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
(RIP)
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
I cook my food by myself, wash my dishes by myself, and tidy my house myself.
One can say that I am 'self-maid'
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
Why did the dish washer cross the street?
There was a fork in the road.
A man walks into the doctor's office
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.
"Like a glove."
If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
How does every joke start after you've finished doing the dishes?
looks over both shoulders
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
How do dishes work together so well?
Just yesterday, daughter was arguing over dishes.
I told her she didn't have to open that can of worms, and we wouldn't be trying to de-bait now.
I walked away laughing, and daughter face palming.
He can dish it out, but he can't take it 😂
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish
But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.
My friend told me if I want to get out of doing the dishes, try dropping some of them. I tried it, it didn't work.
But then during babysitting.
My wife uses a whole bottle of dishwasher every time she washes the dishes at night.
Another day, another Dawn.
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's difficult for them to stay in sink.
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible
Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes.
Dishes who?
(wait for it)
Dishes Sean Connery.
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
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