Defrosting Puns

A list of puns related to "Defrosting"

When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
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👤︎ u/Chivrak
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.

I thought I thaw a pussycat.

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I'm not sure whether to do a stir fry this evening or defrost some fish.

I suppose you could say I'm stuck between a wok and a hard plaice.

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👤︎ u/starlinguk
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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What's a Jamaican's favorite part of a frozen cake?

Defrosting!

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👤︎ u/DanimalHouse
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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In response to informing my dad that there's going to be a sequel to Frozen.

"Will it be called Defrosted?"

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👤︎ u/nighthawks42
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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I work in technical support and this one didn't go down well a customer

I introduce myself and collect the customers information then ask what the problem is. He just says "My tablet is completely frozen" so I reply "Well we best defrost it then!".

He was extremely hostile after that.

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👤︎ u/Toxic_Badger
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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Mum: can you get a Frozen cake for Sophias birthday?

...upon bringing in a normal chocolate cake....

"It was frozen, I defrosted it."

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👤︎ u/atheistmil
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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If you lick the icing off a spoon...

Are you defrosting it?

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👤︎ u/Chivrak
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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