A list of puns related to "Frozen food"
I said while scooping out ice cream
They're never well thawed out.
Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though.
Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section
Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section.
We had Indian food for dinner:
Wife: Do you want the last naan?
Me: But then there would be naan left for you.
Wife: Groan... (she actually said the word groan) Are you ever going to get sick of that joke?
Me: I thought it would have groan on you by now.
We were having a very deep discussion about plans for the future. Kids, marriage, etc. She says, "don't freak out or anything, I'm not rushing."
"Of course not," I said, "you're Ukrainian."
She pointed to the door and said, "get out!"
As a chronic dad-joker, I'm always on the lookout for opportunities.
Today, while getting groceries, I saw a cheerful fellow chatting it up with two women.
In passing, I commented on the group's clear enjoyment of each other's company, when he suddenly declared, "I just found out these two ladies run the hottest nightclub in town!"
I raised my eyebrows and said, "Really? Maybe they should...install some air conditioning."
I saw myself out. (Of the shopping aisle. Immediately.)
I did not pull my frozen food from the freezer in time for the big dinner. That was not well thawed out.
Dad: "I shot my first turkey last year."
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section."
My family went to a fancy Italian restaurant for Mother's Day. Our waiter told us a bit about the place: "All of our food is fresh, never frozen. We don't even have a microwave. It's all cooked fresh here."
When the waiter left, my dad said, "If they can't even afford a microwave, I'll go out and get one for them."
Some friends and I got together and went to a pub to celebrate the turning of the year.
We ordered our food and drinks a few minutes before 12am. As it struck midnight, the entire bar celebrated, and all the waitresses took a break and hugged and wished each other.
It took them a while to get back to serving all the orders. When our waitress finally brought our order, it was well past midnight.
At this point I couldn't stop giggling like a little school girl, but my friends gave me a look of disapproval.
As she was putting the dishes on the table, I said to her, "What took you so long? We've been waiting all year".
Dead silence.
One out my friends looks down in shame, the other looked to the waitress, waiting for her reaction.
She had frozen, her arm holding the dish above the table. Without looking directly at me, she said in dry voice "good one".
But as she put the remainder of the order on the table and turned away, I saw a smile on her face.
This has been a high point for me all year long.
scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section
Everyone at the frozen food section started freaking out though.
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