Pure or purr?
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What's the difference between Michelob ultra and pure gold?
One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
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︎ May 14 2020
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse
https://preview.redd.it/x7eqsufaq1x51.jpg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fe9d67d655ff805ff8d98bf7b0a79d12d1b7c0
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Pun needed
Hey guys! I am getitng a puppy in a few months and her name is supposed to be Zoe. However since she is pure golden retriever because of some laws her full name has to to be โGive me your โnameโโ and I want it to be some kind of pun containing the word โZoeโ since that what sheโs gonna be called like Zoedorable but something that matches the sentence and I though that maybe you guys can help.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I canโt take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...
My fault for getting one thatโs pure bread.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I have a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Ordis from Warframe is just pure love
Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My son came out with this one today; My teacher told me to have a good day...
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︎ Mar 02 2021
These puns are pure gold
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Iโve always wanted to own a pure bread horse.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Pure Bread.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Doge
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My dog kept getting bit by a duck at the park today...
It's probably my fault because he's pure bred (pure bread).
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A pure-bread
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Pure bread. (Found on another sub)
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Pure gold from Jonny Sun
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Cheesy cheesy pun.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Pure-bread Crocodile
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︎ Jul 08 2018
What do u call an elephant that doesnโt matter?
irrelephant ...,,,,That was the most stupidest joke ,sorry
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︎ Sep 01 2019
My son told me he didn't understand cloning.
I told him, 'that makes two of us'.
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︎ May 18 2019
Iโve got two dobermans, one named Rolex, other - Timex
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︎ Aug 22 2020
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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︎ May 08 2018
I once heard of a block of cheese so pure...
some would call it Legendairy.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
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︎ Feb 15 2020
There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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︎ Dec 18 2013
Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad
He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"
I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".
He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".
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︎ Sep 17 2017
What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
So bored during quarantine, I decided to get paperview.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Quick as a flash my dad
Me: โHey mom whatโs puree ?
(Before she even takes a breath my dad pipes up)
Dad: โThatโs a Canadianโ
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︎ Sep 03 2015
Why did the ducks eat the dog?
Because it was pure bread
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
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