Purée Puns

A list of puns related to "Purée"

Blending some fruit into a purée and said “cool” as I finished making it.

My wife: don’t you mean... coulis

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👤︎ u/Hueleroo
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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What did the baby say when he saw his food in front of him?

Purée!!!

(I literally just came up with this and am a new dad. Please be gentle)

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👤︎ u/IronGaben
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Me: can I have a Dr Pepper with cream and raspberry?

Soda guy: sure! Do you want raspberry purée or raspberry syrup?

My wife: raspberry purée. The kind you find at a second hand store.

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👤︎ u/HoodooSquad
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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