Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
I was hoping to vote for it.
"He really had a cool head."
I'm quitting cold turkey
Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.
They were there before it was cool.
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...
But actually they're pretty cool
Well that's pretty cool!
it was a lot of new deli cases
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
It's not cool man
She saw the salad dressing
Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
Chilled grease!
Because she was told, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
They're refrigerants.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
... keep reading on reddit ➡But on average the temperature was just fine
I said, “No. I think most of them smell that way.”
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
Because at this point, it’s got my vote.
Because I might vote for it...
In case there’s a salad dressing
but now it's just water under the fridge.
It's just water under the fridge now.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
But now it's all water under the fridge.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree
Because he couldn’t keep his cool
- Open the refrigerator door
- Put the elephant in
- Close the refrigerator door
And chill out.
